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Frequently Asked Questions

1. How long should we have TWISTYMAN visit? 
     Well, for as long as you like! I *LOVE* parties....hmmm, but you probably want to know a    
    "standard" amount of time. Well, it varies with each package, but *generally speaking* about 
    10-20 children per hour. This is why it is GREAT to get a head count ahead of time. But if you 
     expect that any more will be coming, you will most definitely need me for more time, and I am 
     happy to prorate :-)
2. Wow! Such amazing creations! Did you go to school for this?
     Hehe! If I had a dime for every time I have been asked that (*smiles*) ... No I have not been to 
     "formal" balloon school, but I have a degree in Creative Arts, have been entertaining for 
     years,  and have a background in film and theater. I just *love* to create, and my balloon 
     creations are a really great lesson for the young ones....creating something from nothing right 
     before their eyes, not store bought :-)
3. What age group is good for TWISTYMAN?
    All ages REALLY! I have entertained at "milestone" age parties, at High School events, all the 
    way to 1 year old parties! The young ones usually have cousins, brothers, sisters, etc, that love 
    the Balloons.
4. Do you only do *JUST* Balloons? 
    Well, you might have seen other balloon "twisters" who twist cheesy balloons only using one or 
    two balloons....NOT I, says he! My creations range from the simple to complex 7-8 balloon  
    figures, and I do it fast! *smiles*  Also!.....I "entertain" with the balloons, and have props, jokes, 
    magic, tattoos, and more! Sweeney the Pirate is a FUN character to have over also....don't 
    go away without seeing the video! Remember, your not just hiring a  "human in a costume," your hiring a 
    professional entertainer who knows how to engage the children. Don't be fooled by imitations that charge 
    twice as much for less. 
5. What does your price reflect? 
    What a GREAT question! Many people think that TWISTYMAN is a REAL super hero and can 
    disappear into the sunset! ...I only wish it were so! TWISTYMAN can spend up to 4 hours on your 
    special event in preparation and travel. Also, much the same as stage actor, I need to research 
    new and wondrous ways of bringing TWISTYMAN to the children of the world!  *smiles* My 
    reasonable rates reflect the following:

       - Self-employment taxes - they take 1/3 off the top!
       - Book the event, logging deposit checks, mapping out the event and reconfirm.
       - Ordering balloons, props, and supplies
       - Packing apron, setting up props and getting costumes ready
       - Costumes creation and maintenance
       - Drive time to and from your location (typically up to 2 hours round trip.)
       - Gas and maintenance of the car
       - Advertising and banking associated expenses
       - Email and web site maintenance and costs
     
  - Spending years of training to become TWISTYMAN
   
    
So as you can see, much more goes on beyond the amount of "actual" time that you hire 
     TWISTYMAN. 

6. Can you dress like a clown?
    Sure I can! I l like to be silly! You get everything but the scary make-up. I find that the make up ends up 
    scaring the little ones more than exciting them.  You get all the excitement of a clown, with no make-up 
    and MUCH better balloons creations! 
7. Can you *NOT* dress like a clown?
    But of course! I am happy to! I realize that little one's might get nervous around anyone they perceive to 
    "look" like a clown, so I am happy to dress in basics, with just a little 'flash' to make it fun.
8. What makes TWISTYMAN Different from others? 
    Flare, pizzazz, spunky, silly entertainment. I don't need to copy others, TWISTYMAN is unique! 
    See my home page and my "Referrals" page to find out why :-) 
9. When I hire you, how can I have the *BEST* birthday experience EVER! 
    You have already taken  a GREAT step in making that happen....TWISTYMAN will be there! 
    *smiles* You can enhance the experience if you supervise TWISTYMAN's visit, and help to get 
    the children involved by playing along with the show! I like to be interactive, and if you are 
    engaged and involved in the entertainment, it makes it that much more special! 
10. Are you an "entertainment company ?" 
    Not at all. I am a "one-man" show. This means that I don't inflate my prices. I like to keep things affordable, 
    and spread smiles wherever I go! You can't go wrong :-) 
11. Do you take requests?
     I am happy to take requests if you have a theme party. You can request certain balloon 
     creations, characters, etc. I would be glad to speak to you about it. Characters often involve 
     research, development, and rehearsal..... so depending on what your request is, anything is 
     possible! 
12. How do we know you are reliable, and will show up ?
    Oh, this one's easy-peasy! I am a PROFESSIONAL! I wouldn't be in business long if I was 
    unreliable or unprofessional. Take a look at my "Referrals" page to see what fine families, 
    church groups, mother's clubs, corporations, and individuals that I have worked for. I will let their 
    words speak for themselves :-)